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The Eight Habits of Highly Effective Warlords is a distillation of my empires, your corporate bestsellers, and a few incidents involving haunted laptops and global engagement metrics that legal will not let me describe in detail. Download it for free here , and use this post to tell us your success, your trials, and how you've leveraged the eight habits to build your empire.

Let’s get real. Dark humor isn’t just about cracking jokes that make you squirm or gasp. It’s a wild ride through the twisted corridors of your brain. You might think it’s just edgy fun, but it’s way more than that. Dark humor psychology digs deep into how these taboo jokes shape your thoughts, emotions, and even your resilience. Ready to dive in? Buckle up. Why Dark Humor Psychology Matters Dark humor is like that secret handshake in the world of comedy. It’s not for everyon

The Illusion of “Later” Mortals often cling to the illusion of “later.” Later, they say, I’ll follow up. Later, I’ll thank that ally. Later, I’ll repair what pride has fractured. But later is the lie that kills empires. In my domain, tomorrow is a battlefield we may never reach. Armies of opportunity perish not by defeat, but by delay. Every unreturned message, every ignored connection, every unspoken acknowledgment; each one is a blade left to rust instead of striking true.

Set Your Fortifications A warlord without walls is a wanderer. If your mind is the fortress, your phone is the battering ram. Build your boundaries: silence the endless horns of notifications, and schedule hours when no one may breach your gates. Your peace is a province. Guard it fiercely. Curate the Counsel You Keep I once dismissed half my council for treasonous whispering. Today, I simply mute them. Not every voice deserves a seat at your round table. Surround yourself wi

A dispatch from Pat Pending, Warlord and Author of   Evil Affirmations The world will tell you, over and over, that outrage is engagement. That the best way to capture attention is to make people afraid, divided, or endlessly scrolling through conflict. It’s an effective spell — but a corrosive one. And yet, even in a media landscape optimized for anxiety, there are sparks worth protecting. I’ve seen them in creators who dare to post something hopeful, in leaders who share re

As a villain, it is important that you manage your evil empire to assure it's longevity. The "Six Evil Principles of Persuasion are based on Robert Cialdini's work, but we have usurped them for our dark purpose. The Principle of Corruption Called by Caldini as "reciprocity," this isn’t about kindness; it’s about entanglement. Offer “help” that ensures the other side owes you. Evil doesn’t take hostages — it breeds gratitude. Your generosity is just a down payment on their obe

Your world is moving faster than ever. Work, relationships, communities - all moving at the speed of light. Your kingdom will not prosper if you are unable to manage the most important of relationships - the one you have with you. The wedge in that relationship is time: Time for family, time for faith, time for work - time for you. Creating Boundaries Your weapon in the battle against time is managing boundaries. Your ability to create walls between your relationships and you

In a world where positivity often reigns supreme, the idea of using "evil" affirmations might seem counterintuitive. However, these...

Have you ever thought about what it takes to be an evil overlord? Sure, it sounds like a fun fantasy, but there is more to it than just...