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WELCOME MINIONS

You are here because you need some evil affirmations, coaching, self help materials, or just want to contribute to a thriving community. Join and PERISH!

Err...the three haunted laptops that make up my marketing team suggest I should make it 'OR" perish.

JOIN OR PERISH

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In my second thousand years, I faced the siege of cities, the fall of empires, and the occasional dragon that refused to take feedback. Yet none of these trials prepared me for the true battle of our era: the war for attention.

I’ve wielded blades forged in fire and words sharpened in strategy, but no weapon is more dangerous than the glowing rectangle that hums beside my bed. #EvilAffirmations #LinkInBio

Reading is a pathway, one that can help you reach further, spark your imagination, and prepare your soul for conquest. Read something that brings you joy, followed by something that brings you knowledge. #ReadingisPower #Knowledgeisconquest #EvilAffirmations

Pat, Clark, and Dante have been working to create a website: evilaffirmations.com

Filled with dark tips and ancient wisdom, and of course, the beginnings of a merch store.

It's all very new, so stop on by! #EvilAffirmations #summonyourself

It's seems like it's been years since I met Pat Pending in that little coffee shop, and little did I know my life was about to change. For the better or worse, you decide. Pat has been the most challenging learner of my career, and you'll soon understand why. #EvilAffirmations #ChorusandConquest

Pat Pending has asked that we transcribe, from thousands of parchments of infernal documents made over thousands of years, his wisdom as a warlord. You can find his teachings here: https://www.evilaffirmations.com/blog

#EvilAffirmations #ChorusandConquest #Wisdom #selfhelp
#evilblog

Wealth is a key to power. Remember to track your inflows (active, passive, portfolio).
Earn → automate income
Spend → cut stagnation
Grow → reinvest flow
Influence → use capital to create access
Wealth moves. Influence follows.

#EvilAffirmations #CashflowIsPower #WealthStrategy #MoveMoneyMakeMoves

Early on, I learned a powerful truth: Power isn't granted. It is engineered. Start your week with coffee and dominance.

When you arrive at a meeting today, do not be the first to talk. Monitor the room for mood, take inventory of the personalities you must conquer. Then, move slow, speak last, and pause three seconds before replying. Allow your silence to grow sharp, and be the storm others respect.

Remember; Heroes chase villains; villains chase no one - they lead.
#EvilAffirmations #PowerMoves #VillainEnergy #DominateTheRoom

The world drives one message, but not the one you need for conquest. Self care IS self actualization. Today starts your week, let others start tomorrow. Your ability to focus, plan, and execute will give you the start of your week you deserve.

#VillainEra #RitualsOfPower #Evilaffirmations #ShadowWork #DarkSpiritualSunday

Once, I was the minion. The one who waited. The one who apologized.

Then I burned the blueprint of my weakness. And I redrew myself in armor and intent.

I do not beg. I become. What is your ultimate form? #UltimateForm #EvilAffirmations #DarkGlowUp #ThreadsChallenge #VillainMission

Originally Dante was a freelance social media strategist who died during a caffeine-induced blackout at a branding summit, who awoke to find himself inside the Evil Affirmations network, resurrected by the viral algorithm Pat Pending unleashed during an affirmation. #EvilAffirmations #SocialMedia

Evil Goal-Setting:

Create a ritual of power — one daily act that reinforces your dominance.

Track it every day for 30 days.

At the end of each week, escalate: walk slower, speak less, demand more.

#EvilAffirmations #RitualofPower #Domination #Motivation #SMARTGoals

These are the Three Haunted Laptops of Evil Affirmations, Inc. Legend says they were forged from expired influencer contracts and cooled in the data streams of forgotten social platforms. Each carries a distinct power. #Marketing #EvilAffirmations #Motivation #Haunted

You are not a drop in the ocean — you are the flood that drowns it. Fear is not weakness; it is an energy source. Heroes hope to be remembered, but villains ensure they are never forgotten. #EvilAffirmations #ChorusandConquest #Motivation

Today's Evil Goal-Setting:

Choose a target revenue stream. Set a 90-day milestone to control it. Audit your income weekly and leverage it to build your empire. #Goals #EvilAffirmations #BuildYourEmpire

Reality is perception, and perception is pliable. If people believe you are inevitable, then you are. #BeInevitable #EvilAffirmations #patpending

Be the storm others fear. When you walk into a room, pause. Let the tension build like a thunderhead.
#EvilAffirmations #motivationquotes #beyourbestself❤️

Luxury shows superiority. You deserve the best, go out and claim it!
#EvilAffirmations
#PatPending

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