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It's Not About Us, It's About You
Remember: You are enough.
Enough to be a minion, or enough to be a conquerer. It is up to you.
I am Pat Pending. Conqueror, monster, advisor - sometimes all in the same day. These are my words of affirmation, borne of the ages.
Take them and do what you will.
About Evil Affirmations
You do not need another leader, a savior, or middle manager. You need to plot. Not plotting for the sake of monologuing, but a plot perchance to scheme. You're not here for self-realization. You are here for your dark purpose: to create an empire to support other warlords, minions to support other minions. Kingdom is nothing without community. Join us and perish!*
*The three haunted laptops of marketing suggested "or perish," so it feels more like a choice.
About The Evil Affirmations Team
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