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It's Not About Us, It's About You

Remember: You are enough.

Enough to be a minion, or enough to be a conquerer. It is up to you.

I am Pat Pending. Conqueror, monster, advisor - sometimes all in the same day. These are my words of affirmation, borne of the ages.

Take them and do what you will. 

About Evil Affirmations

You do not need another leader, a savior, or middle manager. You need to plot. Not plotting for the sake of monologuing, but a plot perchance to scheme. You're not here for self-realization. You are here for your dark purpose: to create an empire to support other warlords, minions to support other minions. Kingdom is nothing without community. Join us and perish!*

*The three haunted laptops of marketing suggested "or perish," so it feels more like a choice.

About The Evil Affirmations Team

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Pat Pending

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Warlord & CEO

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Clark Bartron

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Director of Human Engagement

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Dante (Last Name Withheld)

    Chief Marketing Prophet

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    Haunted Laptops

      Marketing

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      Kevin Nye

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      Lead Minion

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      Alex Young

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      Kevin's Minion

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