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Magic After Modernity - The Red Caps
For centuries, the old creatures haunted ruined castles, border forts, and abandoned roads. The vicious little goblins with iron boots and blood-soaked caps that had to be continually re-dyed in human blood lest they weaken and die. Travelers vanished near old stone ruins. Livestock disappeared. Entire stretches of countryside acquired reputations no rational person questioned after sunset. The Red Caps did not stop because they discovered morality, they stopped because mod

Pat Pending
Jun 72 min read


Magic After Modernity - The Blood Moon
Nobody really knows what happened to the vampires when magic died. Historians assume they were hunted into extinction, leaving ancient ruins empty where evil once held sway. The truth is much less horrifying, and when one knows where to look, it becomes obvious. As belief faded, the immense magic required to sustain these immortal aristocrats collapsed under its own weight. Generation after generation they became smaller, simpler, and more instinct than intellect, until all t

Pat Pending
4 days ago2 min read


Magic After Modernity - El
He noticed it first in the deserts in millennia past. There was a time when mountains trembled when he spoke. Seas divided themselves out of obedience. Cities collapsed beneath judgment. Empires feared dreams because dreams could carry his voice. “Be not afraid,” suggested his emissaries, carrying both judgement and news. From there, it had become harder to keep his adherents’ numbers sufficiently large to keep him in power. He even had a son whose miracles ranged from raisin

Pat Pending
Jun 213 min read


Magic After Modernity - The Vampires
The supernatural never truly disappeared; it became regulated by the FDA and paid for by employers, Medicaid, and Medicare.

Pat Pending
Jun 144 min read


Magic After Modernity - The Elves
The layoffs began shortly after overnight wonder became economically uncompetitive. For centuries, the North Pole operated on belief subsidies and miracle infrastructure. Toys assembled themselves beneath enchanted hammers. Sleigh routes folded space. Elves worked in synchronized joy-factories powered by songs, sugar, and mythic purpose. Then came global shipping, then world-wide warehouses that spanned football fields and then data centers that could swallow the warehouses.

Pat Pending
May 313 min read


Magic After Modernity - Santa Claus
Children no longer believed in magic enough to sustain large-scale operations. Not because they were cruel. Not because they had stopped hoping. The problem was efficiency. Modern children receive electronically optimized joy year-round. Infinite entertainment. Same-day shipping. Personalized recommendations. The old rituals had weakened beneath the weight of convenience and the increasing speed of the internet. Hard to keep a list and certainly no more need to check it twice

Pat Pending
May 242 min read


Magic After Modernity - The Tooth Fairies
There was no final curtain, no official notification. No posted signs on the millions of telephone poles that littered the populated areas of the planet. It impacted some mortals more than others, none more than those who used magic. Children stopped leaving out cookies decades ago. Parents stopped telling stories shortly after that. Belief, once a renewable resource, became scarce. The old beings adapted or vanished. For the tooth fairies, this meant no more wings, no more p

Pat Pending
May 172 min read


My First Project
I didn’t realize it at the time, but what I was living through was a failure in alignment. I built every system, including irrigation, food production, protection for the herds, while my brother operated within them. I was designing the infrastructure that made everything else possible, yet no one ever defined who owned what or how value would be measured. I assumed my contribution was understood because it was foundational. It wasn’t. In modern terms, I was operating without

Pat Pending
May 42 min read


A Rolling Stone Gathers No Pat
I did not learn Agile in a classroom—I learned it on a hill. Before that, I worked in long cycles: build something, hope it worked, and deal with the consequences later. Then came the stone. Each day I pushed it up. Each night it rolled back down. No completion. No recognition. Just repetition. At first, I resisted; I wanted a plan, an endpoint, a definition of done. But the hill offered none of that. It offered something more honest: immediate feedback and the certainty that

Pat Pending
May 11 min read


Grendel's Mom Has Got It Going On
The writer of Beowulf is a liar - here's the real story

Pat Pending
Apr 222 min read


The Truth Behind the Green Man
What happened between Arthur, Morgan and Pat Pending and what the stories do not tell you.

Pat Pending
Apr 153 min read


Success Is Not a Limited Resource
People deserve success. Full stop.

Clark Bartron
Apr 132 min read


Spring Is a Weapon
Spring is a weapon. You've spent the winter sharpening your swords; now is the time to put it to use.

Pat Pending
Apr 62 min read


Mostly Ethical Job Search Practices
Get noticed, not ghosted. Applying for a job is never set it and forget it. Here's helpful tips to make the most out of each company connection.

Clark Bartron
Apr 43 min read


The Comfort Trap
Comfort is not warmth. Comfort is math. The Comfort Trap is the shrinking distance between your unmet needs and the needs that are barely satisfied. When the gap is wide, you move—restless, ambitious, unwilling to tolerate the lack. But when the gap narrows—when the paycheck almost fulfills, the title almost validates, the routine almost satisfies—you stay. This is the seduction of adequacy. Not misery, not triumph—just enough. Enough comfort to quiet rebellion. Enough stabil

Pat Pending
Mar 291 min read


Community Diversity Quiz
How diverse is your life?

Clark Bartron
Feb 171 min read


Why Belonging to Many Communities Is Better Than Belonging to Too Few
It’s easy to define yourself by a single community: your faith, your profession, your politics, your favorite sports team, or one social circle - think family, friends, Facebook groups. It feels efficient. Clear. Safe. But it’s also fragile. If you think about it, you probably belong to many communities and if you do not, there is danger. Danger of loneliness, depression, and lack of emotional support. When your identity, support system, and sense of belonging all come from

Pat Pending
Feb 22 min read


Why Signing Up for a “Career” Is a Bad Idea
Build communities, not careers

Clark Bartron
Jan 281 min read


Effective Strategies for Community Engagement: Your Ultimate Playbook
Ah, welcome, my minions! Prepare yourselves, for you have ventured into the dark and twisted realm of community engagement, where I shall unveil the secrets to bending the masses to your will. But heed my words—this is not mere engagement; this is the art of masterful domination ! Effective strategies that will render your followers utterly enthralled, powerless to resist my cunning influence. No weak platitudes, no insipid jargon—only ruthless, actionable tactics that will s

Pat Pending
Jan 264 min read


Tiny Systems that Reduce Friction
Be Kind to Your Today and Tomorrow Selves - You Deserve It ================================================================ In a life that sometimes feels like a death by a thousand cuts, let’s talk about some tiny things you can do to reduce friction and elevate your daily life. Remember, elevation isn’t about doing more. It’s about removing the unnecessary so the intentional feels luxurious. Small Changes, Big Lift Create Convenience in Small Places One fast charger per s

Clark Bartron
Jan 192 min read
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